Handjives for the Masses
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email me at hardkorman@gmail.com
And I also play some drums in this band:
The Internet Explorers
Now you can look at these:
ValentinaJanc
WitchHunt
Cajones
Famiry
Blood Farm
Brrrptzzap The Subject
Jen Talks Occasionally
“ Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
Satchel Paige
My roommate’s friend made this video in Prague and I enjoyed it immensely. Watch it!
My bid for the next Flying Eyes album cover
Cool photo from two years ago. Thanks, Cleaning Up My Computer!
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In the past couple weeks I have begun to try and turn my prose into music, and have had several seconds of success. However, for the most part, that has consisted of finding the rhythm within the prose and bringing that into the melodyscape; today’s project was simply a reading, over top of some grating electrodoom from Gentleman Ben Korman.
Next collaborative tracks: Efraim and Danny, coming up in the next couple of days!
A Hypothetical Situation
Hypothetical situation: say I’m broke, but I know a guy who pays a lot of money for a baby, and I happen to have come across a baby on my way to class, and I happen to have taken it and brought it to this guy, but he happens to have shot himself in his bathtub presumably to find redemption for his terrible crimes- would it be immoral to just leave the baby there? Because I already stole it- hypothetically- and there’s nowhere else that I know of to sell it, and I don’t want to risk getting caught for kidnapping, obviously, so if they find the baby when they find him they’ll just assume he did the kidnapping, right?
For Whalehammer tonight, Aladdin, Jackson and I drew backdrops for the green screen that represent different parts of our brains. This one is my memory (We were trying to figure out where the last place we saw that phone was). I’m proud of my art!
For Whalehammer tonight, Aladdin, Jackson and I drew backdrops for the green screen that represent different parts of our brains. This one is thefantasy part of my brain! For those of you don’t know, the big one is Jackson. The little one is me.
For Whalehammer tonight, Aladdin, Jackson and I drew backdrops for the green screen that represent different parts of our brains. This one is my unconscious mind!
Spirit Seekers with Randall Bloodfists - Ep. 02: “Ghost Who Gives Mad Indian Burns” on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
New Randall Bloodfists video in production right now.
Hulu - Astonishing X-Men: Gifted, Episode 1 - Watch the full episode now.
What convinced them to make this?
Was it money?
I bet it was money.
Is this true? Can I really do this and no one can stop me?
I apologize to Gabrielle Bell for photocopying a page from her book and posting it on the internet, but I’m sure she’d understand.
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Beach House - Childhood
…Continuing on our journey through the greatest songs ever recorded ever…
The real problem with Beach House is that now that they exist they’ve really made it unnecessary to listen to any other music. Any time you put any music on, you can’t help but think, “I’d really rather be listening to Beach House.” Then you put Beach House on. Then you die because you forget to eat because you were listening to Beach House. Then there are no more people because instead of procreating everyone is just sitting alone in their rooms listening to Beach House, because it feels so much better. Then, when there are no more people, the animals find our Beach House CDs, and, well, that’s it for life on Earth.
2020:
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