Handjives for the Masses

Hi, I'm Benjamin Korman, and I'm a real individual. I need your credit card number and date of birth. I love you.

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And I also play some drums in this band:

The Internet Explorers

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November 4
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Beach House - Childhood

…Continuing on our journey through the greatest songs ever recorded ever…

The real problem with Beach House is that now that they exist they’ve really made it unnecessary to listen to any other music.  Any time you put any music on, you can’t help but think, “I’d really rather be listening to Beach House.”  Then you put Beach House on.  Then you die because you forget to eat because you were listening to Beach House.  Then there are no more people because instead of procreating everyone is just sitting alone in their rooms listening to Beach House, because it feels so much better.  Then, when there are no more people, the animals find our Beach House CDs, and, well, that’s it for life on Earth.

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2020: via johncabrera: nickholmes Click for video.

2020:

via johncabrera: nickholmes

Click for video.

November 3
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Junior Senior - White Trash

November 2
I have so much work to do.

I have so much work to do.

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The B-52s - Song for a Future Generation

November 1
Me as Black Spiderman, Halloween 2009. Photo by Efraim. Not pictured: Anath and 8,000,000,000 other girls dressed as Amy Winehouse.

Me as Black Spiderman, Halloween 2009. Photo by Efraim. Not pictured: Anath and 8,000,000,000 other girls dressed as Amy Winehouse.

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Agreed, Barbara Lynn. Agreed.

October 31
“Tijuana Zebra” at Fort Greene Park today.

“Tijuana Zebra” at Fort Greene Park today.

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NEW BIKE “Free Spirit” TOTALLY FREE (except for the new tires, brake cables, and shifter cables I bought) Thanks, Mike!

NEW BIKE

“Free Spirit”

TOTALLY FREE (except for the new tires, brake cables, and shifter cables I bought)

Thanks, Mike!

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Malvina Reynolds - The Devil’s Baptizin’

Happy Halloween Y’all

October 29

I think that when my great great space grandchildren ask me what it was like growing up in the information age (pre-mecha-overlords), I will show them this video and say, “it was exactly like this. Hail Mecha-Hitler.”

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Spirit Seekers with Randall Bloodfists - “Party Spirit” (via Vimeo)

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Just made a video in one of the many horrific sprawling rooms in my basement. The repairs I had done on my computer reset my Final Cut registration, so I was given the opportunity to edit this video with iMovie. That being the case, there is No overlapping video or video effects No overlapping audio No titles No images on screen while audio from a different file plays No nothing good So be prepared for a real thriller. It’s exporting now.

Just made a video in one of the many horrific sprawling rooms in my basement. The repairs I had done on my computer reset my Final Cut registration, so I was given the opportunity to edit this video with iMovie. That being the case, there is

  • No overlapping video or video effects
  • No overlapping audio
  • No titles
  • No images on screen while audio from a different file plays
  • No nothing good

So be prepared for a real thriller. It’s exporting now.

October 28
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla | The Onion

“Bereaved family members say Seaborne was much too young to be taken by a gorilla.”
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cajones:

Osaka Bang!

He is death!