Handjives for the Masses

Hi, I'm Benjamin Korman, and I'm a real individual. I need your credit card number and date of birth. I love you.

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And I also play some drums in this band:

The Internet Explorers

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Tim Kreider still does it

Tim Kreider still does it

Welcome back to the internet, buddy.  It missed you.

Welcome back to the internet, buddy. It missed you.

Email from the Academy of American Poets
 
“Whether you’re heading to a party with a literary theme or trying to impress an English teacher this Halloween, here are a few inexpensive costume ideas worth trying on.”
Easy Poet Costume Ideas

Email from the Academy of American Poets

“Whether you’re heading to a party with a literary theme or trying to impress an English teacher this Halloween, here are a few inexpensive costume ideas worth trying on.”

Easy Poet Costume Ideas

sharksightings:

I’m reading a book about water.

They wrote one about fire now, too!

Tonight!

Tonight!

dalasverdugo:

asprettyasasong:

needtherapy:

Sen. Al Franken: How many bankruptcies because of medical crises were there last year in Switzerland?

Hudson Institute Senior Fellow Diana Furchtgott-Roth: I don’t have that number in front of me but I can find out and get back to you.

Sen. Al Franken: It’s zero.

[silence]

Sen. Al Franken: Do you know how many medical bankruptcies there were last year in France?

Diana Furchtgott-Roth: I don’t have that number but I can get back to you if you’d like.

Sen. Al Franken: Yeah, the number is zero.

[silence]

Sen. Al Franken: Do you know how many were in Germany?

Diana Furchtgott-Roth: From the trend of your questions, I’m assuming the answer is zero, but I don’t know the precise amount.

Sen. Al Franken: Oh, you’re very good, very fast.

I read the description and was on the fence for reblogging. Then I watched the video and was AMAZED by how Franken continued to school her even more! It’s like having Jon Stewart in Congress!

Fuck you, congress!  It’s Jewish comedy time!  You’re gonna get your ass beat by the guy from “Stewart Saves His Family!”

ericlodwick:

steamclam:

Cale Parks “We Can Feel It” Secret Show 10/19/09 (via STEAMDIDDY)


This was really great.  I can’t emphasize enough how cool fire spinning is.

Safe is anywhere a hungry person can’t walk in three days John Titor (via jjaacckkssoonn)
Making the guest list

Making the guest list