Tim Kreider still does it
Tim Kreider still does it
Welcome back to the internet, buddy. It missed you.
Email from the Academy of American Poets
“Whether you’re heading to a party with a literary theme or trying to impress an English teacher this Halloween, here are a few inexpensive costume ideas worth trying on.”
Tonight!
Sen. Al Franken: How many bankruptcies because of medical crises were there last year in Switzerland?
Hudson Institute Senior Fellow Diana Furchtgott-Roth: I don’t have that number in front of me but I can find out and get back to you.
Sen. Al Franken: It’s zero.
[silence]
Sen. Al Franken: Do you know how many medical bankruptcies there were last year in France?
Diana Furchtgott-Roth: I don’t have that number but I can get back to you if you’d like.
Sen. Al Franken: Yeah, the number is zero.
[silence]
Sen. Al Franken: Do you know how many were in Germany?
Diana Furchtgott-Roth: From the trend of your questions, I’m assuming the answer is zero, but I don’t know the precise amount.
Sen. Al Franken: Oh, you’re very good, very fast.
I read the description and was on the fence for reblogging. Then I watched the video and was AMAZED by how Franken continued to school her even more! It’s like having Jon Stewart in Congress!
Fuck you, congress! It’s Jewish comedy time! You’re gonna get your ass beat by the guy from “Stewart Saves His Family!”
Cale Parks “We Can Feel It” Secret Show 10/19/09 (via STEAMDIDDY)
This was really great. I can’t emphasize enough how cool fire spinning is.
I was really against this website because the whole concept is absolutely retarded. However, coming up with funny things to say that clock in under 140 characters is a fun game. Also, important people supposedly hand out book deals based on these things. The modern media industry is awful.
Making the guest list