Handjives for the Masses

Hi, I'm Benjamin Korman, and I'm a real individual. I need your credit card number and date of birth. I love you.

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New Randall Bloodfists video in production right now.

New Randall Bloodfists video in production right now.

Hulu - Astonishing X-Men: Gifted, Episode 1 - Watch the full episode now.

What convinced them to make this?

Was it money?

I bet it was money.

Is this true?  Can I really do this and no one can stop me?

I apologize to Gabrielle Bell for photocopying a page from her book and posting it on the internet, but I’m sure she’d understand.

Is this true?  Can I really do this and no one can stop me?

I apologize to Gabrielle Bell for photocopying a page from her book and posting it on the internet, but I’m sure she’d understand.

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Beach House - Childhood

…Continuing on our journey through the greatest songs ever recorded ever…

The real problem with Beach House is that now that they exist they’ve really made it unnecessary to listen to any other music.  Any time you put any music on, you can’t help but think, “I’d really rather be listening to Beach House.”  Then you put Beach House on.  Then you die because you forget to eat because you were listening to Beach House.  Then there are no more people because instead of procreating everyone is just sitting alone in their rooms listening to Beach House, because it feels so much better.  Then, when there are no more people, the animals find our Beach House CDs, and, well, that’s it for life on Earth.

2020:

via johncabrera: nickholmes
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2020:

via johncabrera: nickholmes

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Junior Senior - White Trash

I have so much work to do.

I have so much work to do.

The B-52s - Song for a Future Generation

Me as Black Spiderman, Halloween 2009.  Photo by Efraim.  Not pictured: Anath and 8,000,000,000 other girls dressed as Amy Winehouse.

Me as Black Spiderman, Halloween 2009. Photo by Efraim. Not pictured: Anath and 8,000,000,000 other girls dressed as Amy Winehouse.

Agreed, Barbara Lynn. Agreed.

“Tijuana Zebra” at Fort Greene Park today.

“Tijuana Zebra” at Fort Greene Park today.

NEW BIKE
“Free Spirit”
TOTALLY FREE (except for the new tires, brake cables, and shifter cables I bought)
Thanks, Mike!

NEW BIKE

“Free Spirit”

TOTALLY FREE (except for the new tires, brake cables, and shifter cables I bought)

Thanks, Mike!

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Malvina Reynolds - The Devil’s Baptizin’

Happy Halloween Y’all

I think that when my great great space grandchildren ask me what it was like growing up in the information age (pre-mecha-overlords), I will show them this video and say, “it was exactly like this. Hail Mecha-Hitler.”

Spirit Seekers with Randall Bloodfists - “Party Spirit” (via Vimeo)