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Beach House - Childhood
…Continuing on our journey through the greatest songs ever recorded ever…
The real problem with Beach House is that now that they exist they’ve really made it unnecessary to listen to any other music. Any time you put any music on, you can’t help but think, “I’d really rather be listening to Beach House.” Then you put Beach House on. Then you die because you forget to eat because you were listening to Beach House. Then there are no more people because instead of procreating everyone is just sitting alone in their rooms listening to Beach House, because it feels so much better. Then, when there are no more people, the animals find our Beach House CDs, and, well, that’s it for life on Earth.
